Just fell off a train. Bad.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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