Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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