I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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