he wants to bone in the snuggie
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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