I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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