you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I will pee on everything he values.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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