I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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