when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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