What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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