Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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