I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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