? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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