just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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