of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
