Its about making memories worth repressing
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
