Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
BRING THE BAGELS
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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