Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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