Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Someone came in the potted fern
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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