What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
