We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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