I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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