I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize
