is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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