Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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