We won't sleep together?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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