its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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