i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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