Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There's always time for handjobs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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