Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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