What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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