Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
