We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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