My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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