The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
True strength comes from lack of pants
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
