party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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