she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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