Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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