I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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