I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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