the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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