just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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