Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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