Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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