so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sober January is a disaster.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
