You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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