how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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