as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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