How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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