Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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