SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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