I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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